NEW STUFF: KARATE COP (1991)

This is actually the sequel to the 1990 snoozefest, "Omega Cop," where Marchini's John Travis rides around in a Jeep rescuing ungrateful women from potentially rapey situations. In the first installment, we learn that the world has been turned into a post apocalyptic wasteland due to ecological disaster. Whoever wrote the script knew dick all about the topic though, as the film treats the Greenhouse Effect like a disease that makes people lose their minds. The fight sequences are visual Xanax, and Marchini's just got nothing going on in terms of charisma. I'm reluctant to subject myself to "Karate Cop," but the trailer seems to have a lot more leather and metal studs, and the plot has something to do with a fighting arena. I'm really torn here.

Trailer courtesy of ActionPackedCinema.

NEW STUFF: ARMED RESPONSE (1986)

I miss living in a world where a guy like Fred Olen Ray could get 1.5 million dollars to make a movie where a decrepit Lee Van Cleef and the perpetually geriatric David Carradine are passed off as a legitimate threat. This is just glorious horse shit. Also starring Michael Berryman.

Trailer courtesy of MMXXIII.