THE UNRULY GENT presents: ARENA (1989)

The Unruly Gent has returned to VHS Summer with his rapier-like madness, this time to carve the bowels out of the Charles Band-produced "Arena." This one was directed by Peter Manoogian, who also helmed "Seedpeople" and "Demonic Toys." Call me crazy, but I've always thought that John Buechler's alien creations in this looked pretty cool despite the fact that they move with Palsy-like grace. Take it away, Gent.

THE UNRULY GENT presents: THE SINFUL DWARF (1973)

I'd introduce all of you ladies and gentlemen to a man I consider to be the crown jewel of VHS Summer, but I can't do that since I don't think any chicks read this thing. Nevertheless, I hope what you are about to witness becomes a regular feature here. Unfortunately, since the author is controlled only by his craven appetite for unnatural pornography and pizza, it may take him a while to cobble his follow-ups. After all, inspiration doesn't bloom under my abusive boot.

It is with great anxiety I welcome the loutish genius of a man who prefers only to be known as The Unruly Gent. For his first installment, the Gent will be reviewing an infamous slice of Dwarfsploitation entitled "The Sinful Dwarf," a tale of sex, drugs, and Olaf. Enjoy.