I'd introduce all of you ladies and gentlemen to a man I consider to be the crown jewel of VHS Summer, but I can't do that since I don't think any chicks read this thing. Nevertheless, I hope what you are about to witness becomes a regular feature here. Unfortunately, since the author is controlled only by his craven appetite for unnatural pornography and pizza, it may take him a while to cobble his follow-ups. After all, inspiration doesn't bloom under my abusive boot.
It is with great anxiety I welcome the loutish genius of a man who prefers only to be known as The Unruly Gent. For his first installment, the Gent will be reviewing an infamous slice of Dwarfsploitation entitled "The Sinful Dwarf," a tale of sex, drugs, and Olaf. Enjoy.
This is a controversial film. Probably the most disturbing aspect is that the animatronic dog used was in fact NOT street legal. Unruly Gent, nice work. Phone-pride analysis was dope. Black people do not have computers. Paypal donation (pizza fund) in order Max.
ReplyDeleteThere are so many great parts to this thing. The Conan music is a really great touch. Bravo, Gent.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I think he's working on a review of Arena next. That might have to be a two-parter, though.
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